did i sound like i was joking?

because i was serious.

not even a mere 24 hours after my last post, good ol' Ass-fleck has the nerve to make MORE comments to the media!

Jan 13, 2003: BEN AND JEN WILL KEEP WEDDING SECRET
"It just seemed like, here we are, we're two people, we can do this whenever we want. We certainly don't need to feed into what had become an escalating frenzy beyond our control and that was clearly going to turn into something unpleasant."

beyond your control...riiiiiight.
and it *has* turned into something unpleasant, because i, for one, am raging pissed. There better not be a word about you in my next US Weekly. Seriously, this is the last time i'm acknowledging you; please give me and everyone else in the world a break so that we can concentrate on Diana Ross's drunk driving arrest and Michael Jackson's family busing "fans" to his arraignment for support.

In more interesting news (to me and others trying to reside in South Beach anyway), Burger King announced plans to sell bunless Whoppers. This cheers me because a gal on a budget can't eat at Wendy's every day. And once i work through my total paranoia and avoidance of beef because of the Mad Cow, a nice bunless burger with a side salad will be great.

Changing topics again, a big **Welcome Back** to Amy, who was in the Bahamas for a weekend cruise courtesy of her company. We are all still jealous, especially your peers in New England. Luckily, the weather is supposed to hit record lows starting tomorrow and extending into this (long) weekend. Gah! Perhaps this is not the best time to take my maiden attempt at snowboarding. Because I can fall on my bum on a patch of ice right outside my own door anytime.

Finally, I figured out the Typepad archive system, so now you can go back all the way to the beginning and read any old Blogorelli that you want. Woo hoo! My relatives should really enjoy that...Mom, it's at the bottom of the right-hand column if you're interested.

Comments

[amy]

yes, I am back. and the trip was nice. but something I've realized about "work trips" is that they result in spending not only your entire week with your co-workers but the weekend AND the following week together as well. that's 12 straight days of togetherness! maybe it's just me, but on day 11 it's definitely feeling like "too much" team building time! =:0 anyway, this isn't my blog so I'll stop rambling. good posts blogorell! keep it up! (And I promise a more relevant post next time.)