reasons that yesterday ruled:
- it was 85 degrees
- the Boston Marathon
- my boss is in Italy for the week
- i got to hear Bobby Crocker say, "If people are going into the city, they need to not look like fucking pigs."
(at the end of a long explanation about why he feels that women should -never- wear tank tops which, surprise!, he has a strong opinion on)
- David Beckam admits to affair, buys Posh Spice $1.8 pink diamond ring for her birthday. whoah...THIS guy was unfaithful!?!?! my world is rocked. also, could that ring be a little something he got second hand from Ben Assfleck? hmmm, just a thought, just a thought
- death by celebrity: could Victoria Beckham's amazingly pointy chin be registered as deadly weapon? and, in a contest, who could squeeze a baby to death with her thighs quicker, Beyonce or Britney Spears?