last night whilst watching olympic swimming i got so heated when, at one point, i thought michaal phelps' low rider/skintight swim pants were going to fall down that cho cho and galadriel almost had to hose my down. my god, that boy is a merman dreamboat if only he would keep the goggles and swimcap on.
then this morning i saw a headline on the front page of the paper: "Usher leaves innocent image behind"
(complete silence)
w-wait, WHAT?!?!
had anyone, in the last 5 years, thought of usher as donig anything but making bedroom eyes at everything including house plants, marketing his abs in a manner that would make Ron Popeil jealous, buying 500 pairs of the exact same jeans, and basically making every girl feel squirmishly like a sexual target? ok, then. i didn't THINK so.
the whole point of this tirade is so that I could get everyone to read THIS because it is unbelievably funny.
so how is this post in any way connected? because michael is real athlete sexy and usher is std plastic sexy. sex, people...that's the connection. get it? heh heh
Usher is 1 of the sexyes singers i know and i hope he always stays this way, thats y i have his face on my credit card!
¡El ujier es 1 de los cantantes de los sexyes que conozco y espero que él permanezca siempre esta manera, thats y tengo su cara en mi tarjeta de crédito!
Posted by: lil' b | Monday, 14 March 2005 at 03:22 PM
salut
tu_ ne peut pas savoir comment je te kiff
Posted by: maryse_mumbala | Friday, 11 March 2005 at 10:25 AM
hola soy lucia y soy dominicana y ercribo esta palabra para desir que usher canta de maravilla espero que siga asi pero avrr sino animamo a cantar en castellano gracia adios un beso
Posted by: lucia | Wednesday, 16 February 2005 at 03:43 AM
That photo makes me laugh. Looks like the new R.Kelly. Usher will be peeing on girls in no time.
Posted by: Rashomon | Friday, 20 August 2004 at 01:32 PM