last night whilst watching olympic swimming i got so heated when, at one point, i thought michaal phelps' low rider/skintight swim pants were going to fall down that cho cho and galadriel almost had to hose my down. my god, that boy is a merman dreamboat if only he would keep the goggles and swimcap on.
then this morning i saw a headline on the front page of the paper: "Usher leaves innocent image behind"
had anyone, in the last 5 years, thought of usher as donig anything but making bedroom eyes at everything including house plants, marketing his abs in a manner that would make Ron Popeil jealous, buying 500 pairs of the exact same jeans, and basically making every girl feel squirmishly like a sexual target? ok, then. i didn't THINK so.
the whole point of this tirade is so that I could get everyone to read THIS because it is unbelievably funny.
so how is this post in any way connected? because michael is real athlete sexy and usher is std plastic sexy. sex, people...that's the connection. get it? heh heh