All I can say is...at least this incident didn't happen in PA.
Police charge man for flashing with banana
March 17, 2005
GREENWICH, Conn. -- A former Stamford police officer has been charged with lewd conduct involving a toy banana. Arthur Bertana, 62, who had been on probation for lewd conduct more than four years ago, was arrested Saturday after police said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people...
"Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants," Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr. said Wednesday.
Bertana would allegedly greet passersby on the busy street while trying to draw attention, Petrone said. At times, he placed a bag in front of his pants, then moved it and show the bulge, he said.
"It was a yellow, plush, child's toy banana," Petrone said. "It had a smiley face on it."
Maybe what this guy really needed was just a Banana Bunker to hold the plush toy when he wasn't, um, using it so that he didn't have to stick it down his pants for storage.