I've Grown Accustomed to Their Face(s)

On Sunday, I cleaned my apartment for about 7 hours straight. Carrying on that theme, Monday morning saw me weeding through my entire work email Archive box. While reading emails from the past 2 years (see why I need to take advantage of the "cleaning momentum"?) I found some little gems from The Gang that I had saved for God-knows-what reasons. And then I realized...what would I do without their silly, insane and inane daily electronic drop-ins?

A random sampling:

FROM: Bobby Crocker
SUBJECT: Warning
"hi machine gun,
How's your day? Last night was fun, although I felt a little iffers this am.
Just a friendly caution: beware of Mr. X [name changed to protect the innocent.] See picture #32 in Snapfish photo album. He's emotionally stunted. He's recently broken up with his girlfriend. He's looking at you like he's going to bite you. I think the attraction is there between you two, (noticed lots of touching last night), but is it really a good idea? I think not.
Guard your carnal treasure.
Bobby
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FROM: Jeffé
SUBJECT: Say This Out Loud 5 Times Fast
"hey.
the bold wolves got ahold of the moldy fools gold."
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FROM: P Natty
SUBJECT: Pimpify Yo Self
"This pimp saw right into my soul. Next time we're bumpin' in the hooptie, hollar back: Professor Truth Nash Ice OR Fine Ass Nash Rock"
(Regarding this site)
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FROM: Blogorelli
TO: Cho Cho
SUBJECT: So This One Time I Was Fishing...
(written immdediately after coming back from a long weekend in Lake Pushaw, Maine, during which the guys all left us for almost 3 complete days in a cabin with no electricity or radio to go fishing in a boat that wasn't big enough for us.)

"ps. remember this weekend when we were fishing and i was using that spoonie bait and reeled in that 25-incher? eh? member that?"
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FROM: Cho Cho
To: Blogorelli
SUBJECT: So This One Time I Was Fishing...
"ONE time fishing? I remember, like these 50 times we were fishing and totally reeling in AWESOME fish and that one almost pulled me out of the boat and then I had to wrestle it with my bare hands and it took off a finger with its GIANT teeth!
that was cool! hee hee"
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(Note: Swiss Miss's emails excluded for spicy content, like in a SITC way...except one about an Avon cellulite cream, which I would just rather not delve into...)

Comments

[swiss miss]

hey! I'm not some nimpho! not all my emails are "spicy"... just the ones you chose to keep, you pervo.

he he.

[G.Dis]

25-incher? in your dreams.