Finally, I can reveal a sweet secret that's been undercover for months: CHO AND BOBBY ARE HAVING A BABY!!!
The bebé is looking like it's going to be a Cancer, coming in July, which (I think) complements both Cho (Taurus) and Bobby (Pisces). For those who think "astrology is crap," i.e. both parents, well...to make a simpler designation, it's a boy!
V-E-R-Y big news – probably the biggest ever reported on Blogorelli (at least until I date someone "quality" who isn't intimately inept.) I am very excited about becoming the "kicky ecentric" Auntie who gets to do fun things like teach this kid some crazy dance from the 1950s while I drink a martini and he giggles until nauseous. Or, you know, make Sunday "curbside salvage" runs that he'll reflect on in his first Pulitzer Prize-winning novella long after I am put in long-term care for liver failure. Regardless, big thing are expected from this kid – and his nose is already stepping up to task, trust me, I've seen early pics. But maybe not so much for the baby itself to actually BE big (I could just be emoting for Cho here.)
Most of all, though, I'm excited because I finally have an excuse to buy someone in my life a Glamour Belly Kit. How often does a gal have the chance to purchase something that includes "4- Rolls Of Medical Grade casting tape, Udderly Smooth® Udder Cream, Vinyl-Touch Non-latex Powder-free Gloves, a Drop Cloth, and 2 Sheets of Sanding Paper" without being into some seriously disturbing "Rick James" level of kink-dom?
Stayed tuned for the continuing saga on Bambino ChoBo...which brings me to this week's big Medal Round question.
FRIDAY MEDAL ROUND: What the heckie should I call Cho + Bobby's kinder around here while he is "in utero"?
1. Otto (I just like it, zustimmung?)
As Bananarama might say, "I Heard A Rumour"...about this happy twosome (below, at Vinterfest '06) who are soon-to-expand.