Tonight I was able to take a bath for the first time in nearly four weeks due to shorter/slimmer version of O'Malley, and the Cure said it best...I had practically a religious experience! YES, I've been taking showers otherwise, after doing the "Hefty Jig" for ten minutes beforehand and holding my arm up at an angle outside of the curtain during, while furiously trying to lather and rinse with one lame hand.
While we're dancing around the topic of nudity, can I just ask why why WHY I need to continue seeing celebrity breast flashes? First Tara Reid, then Bai Ling and now Lindsay Lohan...I feel like I know their "girls" better than my own, due to the overpublicity of these random boob slips on the celebrity gossip sites. Makes me wonder whether there have always been slip-ups (heh) but that no one would dare release the shots pre-Janet.
On another note, L.L. apparently got served plate #2 of eating disorder…with a side of breast augmentation scarring.