Will You Accept This (CAD Rendering of a) Rose?

Holy shizat, architects really are the new rock stars! Aside from already-existing evidence, Gothamist is reporting that ABC producers are searching for a "man of many elevations" to be the next Bachelor.

I can hardly disagree on the idea, although I've never had the fortune of dating an architect. They are fun, smart, handy, have excellent taste in music, and usually sharp dressers, albeit in an, erm, "creatively conservative" way (but come on, we ALL know sweater vests have some kinky hotness factor to them.) Besides, according to The Polish Princess, these are the only guys worth marrying.

As per usual, the female contingent of next season's The Bachelor will be the same stereotypical, ethnically-mixed group of vanilla puddings as ever.

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Could one of these wily foxes be the next Bachelor? Nah, they're all married. But keep looking, gals .
(top row l-r: Bobby Crocker, The Mad Hungarian, bottom row: Jiminy Cricket's hubster Zach...who has yet to be identified with a nickname on this site)

Comments

[bobby crocker]

Thanks for the props, Blogorelli. It's true - we architects really are almost disturbingly talented, intelligent, and good-looking. And not at all arrogant.

[the polish princess]

ps. I second Jiminy's "nice photo selection". I swear I've given you photos of the Hungarian where he doesn't have a dress hanging around his neck. Although he does look cute when dancing. ;)

[the polish princess]

this is hilarious! my two fav. Gothamist quotes:
"those sporting LeCorbusier-like glasses need not apply"
-and-
"It might be kind of hard to find a successful architect (between the ages 27-33), no?"

ummm...yeah. good luck with this one ABC!

[Dairy Queen]

Having recently been dumped by an architect... I have my doubts. I think I'll pass on being one of the ladies in the harem for this one!

[blogorelli]

Truly, one cannot see Zach's full good-lookingness. However, I used that photo because of the ROSES - it went with The Bachelor theme!