The two things Pittsburgh is best known for at this moment:
2. These guys...THESE GUYS?!?!?! "PNH can be seen at various Wal-Mart locations in the area..."
Sigh. Get me a chipped ham sammy and some consolation, immediately.
(Below, the accident scene with blood, courtesy of the AP, Poverty Neckhillbillies, in all their sleeveless glory)