Finally, the collective $156+ that I paid UsWeekly for subscriptions over the past three years has yielded something: free dinner as the winner of a Britney/K-Fed bet that Cho, Bobby, Emma (Bobby's sis,) Joe (her fiancee,) and I made over two years ago!
Here are our picks as to how long the union would last, recorded by Emma on October 9, 2004 (shortly after the trainwreck took place on September 18, 2004):
Cho - September 1, 2006
Blogorelli - December 31, 2006
Bobby - December 31, 2007
Emma - January 12, 2007
Joe - June 1, 2007
My glee at K-Fed now being referred to as "Fed-Ex" is only trumped by the relief I feel by knowing that Brit has obviously hired a new publicist AND stylist. She still can't really "sing", but at least my eyes won't have to tear up every time I see a photo of or read an account detailing her utter white trashiness. As proof that she might wear shoes in public bathrooms from now on, look -- just look! -- at the "trendy and thin" new her on the David Letterman show (below.)
If you've been living under a rock, CNN pretty much has the entire thing well documented here and the rise/demise of BritBrit here. For all the legal eagels out there, of course the divorce petition is online too.
(special thanks to Bobby Crocker for his updates on all the latest with the Brit/Fed-Ex split)
COngratulations!
Posted by: Abby | Friday, 10 November 2006 at 03:02 PM