I can only imagine the guest list I'd be receiving from my mother if, God help me, she was Sarah Palin. Luckily, I will never live that reality. However, I can see what my name would be if I was born into the wacky Palin flock with the Palin Bab Name Generator (thx, Geoff!)
Introducing... Flack Gobbler, with Brother-elli being Tarp Lazer. My betrothed, Clop Clutch, would work on the oil rig, and we'd name our first child either Rust Mustang or Duct Idaho. Should we choose to only have one cat and two dogs, then Vise Peeper, Lock Pepper, and Mole Valdez, respectively, would finish out the household.