Say you were flying to attend a wedding in western PA and then, just maybe you find a welcome basket in your hotel room. What would you be most like to see sitting at the top of that basket, whether because of elation, fear, or disgust?
1. Kewpie doll dressed in crochet Steeler's uniform, a la Steeler Baby
2. Sam McCool's New Pittsburghese: How to Speak Like a Pittsburgher
3. Heinz Commemorative "Six Pack"
(thx to Jeffé for Steeler Baby link)