Guidos and Massholes go in, who comes out?

"How Can MTV Follow Up Jersey Shore? [With a show called] Massholes."

Oh yes, please do, MTV. At least think on the proposal because, as Jessica Grose points out on Slate, the idea has some great breadth of possibility for casting:

"MTV needs a new tribe to study. Lucky for them, there's a group of feisty young people just a few hundred miles north on the Atlantic coast. They're called Massholes. Though there is some disagreement about what, exactly, constitutes a Masshole, there are several characteristics present in all definitions. A Masshole is a resident of Massachusetts—though sometimes Rhode Island, New Hampshire, or Maine—who possesses a nearly carnal love for the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, and Bruins; operates motor vehicles in an aggressive fashion; drinks Sam Adams; and overuses the adjective wicked."

Or just give me a call, and I could stock this show with quality Massholes in just the people I encountered today while running errands.

 

(Above, a classic Masshole move...the space-and-a-half parking job. Before this photo was shot, these people most likely chugged a DD coffee and cut someone off with a left turn to get into the garage.)

Comments

[the polish princess]

now that show I might actually watch! hilarious!