I think the dog days are finally here, ladies & gents -- temps in The Bean are supposed to hit 98 degrees tomorrow! Casa Murforelli is dealing with the help of our three ACs. I wish central air conditioning wasn't such an exception here in the northern states.
But let's put a positive spin, shall we, with three little genius summer necessities:
Vornado Flippi Personal Circulator (see how they don't call it a plan old fan? That's why marketing departments make the Benjamins, people.)
Amco Corn Kerneler (I'm a little skeptical that this will fit all circumferences of corn, but willing to try for hype's sake)
Ice Pop Mold (there's something here for everyone -- like Jaws? mourning the shuttle program? just need some beach time?)