Two weeks ago, while attempting to negotiate my apartment's parking lot after The Bean's lovely snow>sleet storm, I looked down and noticed something on the ground. Amid the icy indentations, there sat...an iPod Nano?
Some of you might say that the various items I've been using in an attempt to "Believe the Hype" have detoriated part of my brain (and tooth enamel,) causing me to hallucinate. But I looked again, and there the little white rectangle sat, clear as day amid the slush. Of course, I picked the poor little thing up and took it inside to my apartment, where I dried the case and investigated for possible clues to the owner's identity. Suddenly, I became Harriet the Spy, or...Encyclopedia Brown?
After finding no engraving, no record of the equipment number on the Apple website or LostIpods.com, I totally lost interest and put the iPod aside for a few days while I attended to my two other abandoned "children" -- Wundercabinet and the AIGA BoNE Show. Nancy Drew would probably bitch-slap me but, hey, I had a lot of stuff going on last week. Then a few days ago, I plugged the orphan iPod in and after a charging session, I found my first concrete lead -- a name. The iPod was, unimaginatively, named "Jeong Jun's!". Hmmm. This might be an open-and-shut case.
Since I am all tech-savvy, I did an inter-net search and came up with a few possible owners. Luckily, the first URL I clicked on took me to a MySpace page of someone named, yes, Jeong Jun...who answered the question, "Who sleeps with you at night?" by replying "My iPod." I was pretty sure that I had my guy. My "17-year-old male from Somerville MA" guy.
I sent an email to the MySpace address and, the very next day, received this reply:
Hi,
This is Jeong Jun Seo,,aka Vincent.I got your message from myspace, and I lost my iPod a week ago. My girl friend tried to run to Havard Sq. then I think She dropped it. Ipod should set up by Korean since Im Korean. and I have bunch of list that order by number such as 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 and there will be playlist named "Billboard". and this info will be critical !
Thanks,
Vincent
I returned his message and last night JJ/Vince and his girlfriend came over to get "Jeong Jun's!" I met them downstairs and they were very cute -- all clutched onto each other and tentative. As I handed the iPod to him, Vince smooshed some bills into my palm and said enthusiastically, "Thank very much!!!" Then they turned and sort of shuffle/ran away down the block.
Just call me Good Samaritan-orelli...
The whole episode gave me a warm feeling during this Lenten season (of which I have yet to participate in by either going to church or giving anything up.) Well, a warm feeling and mp3s of such current musical staples as Gwen Stefani's "Sweet Escape" or The PussyCat Dolls' "Wait a Minute" -- part of the entire critical Billboard playlist that I "borrowed" with the help of Senuti...
a girl can only be so 'good' on any given day, after all!
(Below: Jeong Jun Seo, aka Vincent)